Alcohol and computing

**ovidiuu** · 07-28-2010 04:13 PM

Editions:

* 0,1 liters – Demo
* 0,25 liters – Trial version
* 0,5 liters – Personal Edition
* 0,7 liters – Professional Edition
* 1,0 liter – Network Edition
* 1,75 liters – Enterprise Edition
* 3,0 liter – Small Business Edition
* 5,0 liter – Corporate edition

Device names:

* home made alcohol – Home Edition
* alcohol plus beer – Service Pack
* alchool early in the morning – Recovery Tool
* 1 beer – Patch
* beer alchool free – Trojan

Procedure names:

* taking without sense: cat /dev/random
* puke – Buffer Overflow
* unconsciousness – Out of Memory
* alcoholic coma – Segmentation Fault
* last night drunkenness analysis – Backtrace

Drunkenness effects on interpersonal relationships:

* girlfriend temptation while drunk: Access Denied
* if you do not remember who you are: Dependency check failed
* fainting: Connection lost
* the friend has faint: No answer
* talk forever: Infinite loop
* urinate on a bar plant: Protocol error
* you are kicked out of bar: Connection reset by peer
* not find the tram station: Network transport failure
* go home, but not your home: Bad gateway
* … and you cannot explain the above situation: Wrong number of arguments given
* the waiter forgot to bring your beer: Request timeout