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Indian: I have 4 sisters and 3 bro......
American: I have no bro and sis But I have 4 mom from my first dat and 5 dad's from my first mom.....

Originally Posted by 99blogs

Indian: I have 4 sisters and 3 bro......
American: I have no bro and sis But I have 4 mom from my first dat and 5 dad's from my first mom.....

lol, sounds about right.

What is the Capital of Belgium?

Originally Posted by nhinz

What is the Capital of Belgium?

brussles but this is no joke right?

Lovely Jokes.I will post one soon.

Ist friend:I want to open a new business.Bt I have a problem.
2nd friend:Whats the prob?
1st friend:I need finance.I don't have money for investing.
2nd Friend:Then come with me.Lets go to a hotel.We will get our finance from there.
1st friend:Are u sure we can get finance from a hotel?
2nd friend:Yes
1st friend:How r we going to get our finance from a hotel?
2nd friend:Simple.We will go to a hotel,We will order 5 nans---Fi Nans(sounds same as Finance)

Two men discuss their late night Baccarat gambling habit:

1st Man: "The one thing I hate about all this is when I go home. I try to be as quiet as possible. I turn off the headlights, turn off the engine and coast into the driveway. Then I ease open the front door, take off my shoes and sneak upstairs as quietly as I can. But my wife always wakes up and we end up having a fight."

2nd Man: "Nah, you've got it all wrong! I drive into the driveway, honk the horn a few times, get out of the car, slam the door, jump into the house and bang the door. Then I yell 'Honey, I'm home!' I run upstairs, slap her on the ass and say, 'How about a little love, woman?' You know, she never even moves!"

Vincent Van Gogh and Family

What to say when you invite the Van Gogh family out .................. Let's Gogh

Vincent Van Gogh had a real large family. Here's a listing of some of the lesser known ones....

The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia......................U. Gogh

The sister who wore a mini skirt and like to dance in bars...Go Gogh

The real obnoxious brother...................................Please Gogh

The brother who ate prunes...................................Gotta Gogh

The uncle who worked at a convenience store..................Stop N Gogh

His dizzy aunt.............................................. .Verti Gogh

The cousin who moved to Illinois.............................Chica Gogh

His magician uncle...........................................Wh erediddyGogh

The cousin who lived in Mexico...............................Amee Gogh

Nephew that drove a stage coach..............................Wells Far Gogh

Uncle who was constipated....................................Can 't Gogh

Aunt who was a good dancer...................................Tan Gogh

A woman is losing steadily at the roulette tables in Vegas. All she has left is $50. Totally frustrated, she shouts out:

"What lousy luck! What in the world am I going to do now?"
A man standing next to her suggests, "Well, maybe you should play your age?"
She rushes off to the nearest table. A few seconds later, his attention is grabbed by a great commotion at the table. Could she have won? He pushes his way through the crowd to see the woman lying limp on the floor, with the roulette dealer kneeling over her.
The man is shocked, "What happened?" he asks, "Is she OK?"
The dealer replies, "I dont know. She put all her money on 29, and 36 came up. Then she just fainted!"

i love this thread! so many jokes to read!!!!