Thread: Share a joke with us.
06-03-2008 05:46 PM #1devilbatista Guest
Share a joke with us.
Ok, Here are the jokes which I have seen, heard, read.
In a second
A poor man walking in the forest feels close enough to God to ask,
"God, what is a million years to you?" God replies, "My son, a
million years to you is like a second to me." The man asks, "God,
what is a million dollars to you?"God replies, "My son, a million
dollars to you is less than a penny to me. It means almost nothing to
me." The man asks, "So God, can I have a million dollars?" And God
replies, "In a second."
06-03-2008 05:49 PM #2devilbatista Guest
Ok, Here is another one.
Doctor and Patient
Patient : I am a problem.
Doctor : Yes, say that.
Patient : When it happens when I can only hear people's voice but can't see them ?
Doctor : When you talk on mobile.
06-06-2008 05:59 PM #3devilbatista Guest
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the laywer was, and greeted him warmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line, and into a comfortable chair by his desk. The lawyer said, "I don't mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?"
St. Peter replied, "Well, I've added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!"
06-10-2008 03:09 PM #4devilbatista Guest
Ok, Here's another one.
The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called
a family meeting.
Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the
phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.
Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work
Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones.
10-23-2008 07:34 AM #5Member Array
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Telephone number for Jack
Blonde Caller: “Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?”
Operator: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand who you are talking about”.
Blond Caller: “On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?”
11-13-2008 05:45 AM #6Member Array
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Teacher: Why are you late?
3 yr old Student: I'm going to get a baby brother.
Teacher: How do you know it's a baby brother?
Student: Last year my mom had a stomach ache and I got a baby sis. Today, my dad had a stomach ache. So, it's sure a baby brother!
12-16-2008 04:07 AM #7Seo™ Guest
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today, the answer came back. "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!" On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said: "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" "Yeah... My wife!"
12-16-2008 04:08 AM #8Seo™ Guest
Another one :)
EVER LOVE A SOFTWARE GIRL
EVER LOVE A SOFTWARE GIRL ....
Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U ..
Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.
Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.
Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.
Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.
Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.
Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.
Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.
Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.
Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles ..
Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY
MARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY, THEN..........................
12-29-2008 10:41 AM #9Member Array
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Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.
The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.
The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."
She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?"
"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.
"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"
The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua.
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says....
Liver alone. Cheese mine.
01-22-2009 10:24 AM #10Junior Member Array
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It's Really so Funny I really enjoyed the jokes
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