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DevonWebsites

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This is my 200th post. I was going to think of something meaningful to write but couldnt come up with anything.

So I decided to let you all in on a joke:


A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"

The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike, you d*ckhead?"

"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone Would shag you twice!"
 

notvaliduser

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WorldwideTrading I see it's your 199 post ( Posts: 199 ) you still got one more till 200 :D anyway thanks for sharing the joke :D
 
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